Sunday, March 23, 2008

Now taking bets on the Melbourne Storm

After their first loss of the season, how long until the Storm start whinging and what will their excuse for the loss be?

A meat pie with sauce, a long weekend, and the Storm folding against the Sharks. Can life get any better?

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Get your latest shit at the Bulldogs online store



Bulldogs moisturising cream?

Malcolm Noad or one of his minions has been spending too much time on Alibaba.com.

They even sell speedos on there. I'm going to wear them up at Coff's.

Update: Now we see the Bulldogs NRL site is selling Andrew Ryan fridge magnets. Terrible.

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Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Luke O'Donnell: Funniest injury in NRL history?



The dickheads over at Fox Sports are looking to stir the pot ahead of this weekend's Cowboys-Tigers match, implying Luke O'Donnell will be out for revenge against the Tigers.

Last time the Cowboys and Tigers met, one of Lukey boy's hamstrings was ripped from the bone after Bronson Harisson, Liam Fulton, and Bryce Gibbs gave him a bit of a working over.

O'Donnell, whose speciality is attacking the faces of small wingers and halfbacks with his elbows, has been mute on the matter since his comments last year.

Anyway, check out the photo. Look at the way Gibbs is pinned under an injured O'Donnell.

The guy's leg is fucked and Gibbs is still holding onto him like he needs to complete the tackle.

It's good to be back.

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Monday, April 02, 2007

Chase on Myspace



Celebrations are underway around the world. I'm on Mypsace.

Add me, kids: http://myspace.com/themantheycallchase

Tuesday, March 27, 2007



From the Daily Telegraph:

THE Bulldogs will bring a splash of NFL showbiz to league this weekend when they unveil a "Ring of Champions" at their first home game at Telstra Stadium.

And inspired by a recent trip to the US, the Dogs players will also burst through a gigantic Bulldog head onto the field in a bid to brand the Homebush venue as the club's territory.


Two questions:

1) Does this pass OH&S requirements?

2) Is Noady on hallucinogens?

Thursday, March 08, 2007

Get behind the Rooters in 2007




This year, be sure to follow the fortunes of the Rooty Hill Rooters in the fun Virtual RL 2007 competition.

Although player bidding starts three hours from now, I'm quietly confident of seeing a virtual Lance Thompson in Rooters colours.

What are you waiting for? Get rooting.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Mitchell Sargent puts Townsville back on the map


Photo above: Sargent is looking pretty euphoric here

If there had been any doubt as to Townsville's standing as Australia's number one party destination for tools, tourists, and outcasts, it has been put to rest after Mitchell Sargent's positive test to cocaine. As a city, it's got something for everyone.

You can watch backpackers take part in wet t-shirt competitions hoping to fund their trip home to some European backwater; you can visit the city's CBD and experience what life must be like in the "big smoke" with clean water and those fancy Japanese beers; you have get on the cans with one of thousands of toothless tigers who always get coverage whenever the channel nine team travel up to Dairy Farmers.

Being a happy city can only mean win-win for the tourism board of Townsville and the coffers of the Cowboys. And doesn't David Gallop love a profitable club?

Notwithstanding all the hoopla about drug-taking in sport, Sargent has really put the city back on the map. A city where professional athletes and blow-ins can snort the Bolivian marching powder as equals.

If the NRL ever claims the mantle as Australia's true sporting competition, it will be because of martyrs like Mitchell Sargent.

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